[Hook]
Rapping alone, dark loft, drinking dark beer
Everyone you know staring naked into mirrors
I built a blanket fort to hide from my fears
Everyone you know staring naked into mirrors
[Verse 1]
One time I bathed naked in a jungle stream
Befuddle teen drama stars with muddled schemes
Cuddle queens who like to play chess and eat springrolls
The motto's probably obey less and fling soul
Sandwiches I think I'm Tao Lin plus Nat King Cole
My lingo is gingko tree organic spring flow
Bingo! Congrats, you won a telescreen
This is an elegy for melancholy pedigrees
The purple teletubby snapping selfies in Tel Aviv
Bella from Twilight in a knife fight with Extra P
C'est la vie, ships comprised of peanut bu*ter and celery
Jester-freak but fit in this void like pit in nectarine
Or mango plum cherry peach mulberry kumkwat
Dumb thoughts like a polyglot writing a fun plot
In which Spongebob stares so long at a sun spot
That he realizes he's lived his whole life on a lunchbox
I punched thought-policemen in their pituitary glands
And lived half my life vagabonding in imaginary lands
No Oculus Rift, sent an innocuous .GIF of
An ostrich's hip to Waka Flaka's flip phone
Then slipped home on a quick drone while watching an eclipse float over a crypt, whoa
[Hook]
Rapping alone, dark loft drinking dark beer
Everyone you know staring naked into mirrors
I built a blanket fort to hide from my fears
Everyone you know staring naked into mirrors
[Verse 2]
Bought a mans best friend robot, disabled piss mode
Thawed a self-indulgent melancholy after my bliss froze
Google image search the painting 'corporate kiss', bro
Then listen to some chopped and screwed Jadakiss flows
A pyramid made of Crisco and Nabisco products
Surrounded on all sides by San Francisco startups
Selling virtual Prada to flocks of Episcopal mamas
Picture me rolling down a hill with a miserable llama
We roll faster and faster with perpetual scowls
Then start a funk band called the Electrical Nouns
Signifying the power of words to aid or k**
I'm Lao Tzu from the block like J-Lo, chill
Pelting Ronald Reagan with potato peels
I'm Neil-Gaiman-answering-phones-for-NATO real
I'm okay though, reading Plato in Wako
Also naked going ape sh** trying to re-define the sacred
Deconstruct the matrix to see how map becomes territory
The Baudrillardian hyperreal, that's a scary story
"Very gory" I comment after watching all of human history on GodTube
Odd dude who's got few qualms with all fools
Lifestyles are like your friend count on Facebook in that who cares
If I were preparing a fruit salad, I'd cube pears
I'm too scared of needles to give blood but one time I scuba dove
With the power to bring forth the day's riches, call me Super Poem
"Luke is home!" Padme calls as Darth Vader grills veggie burgers
Princess Leah dances in the living room, she's become a heavy twerker
Steady, surfers, coast like Johnny Tsunami
Open your eyes, they've gone and branded water, Dasani