I'm A Flea Bit Peanut Monkey All My Friends Are Junkies That's Not Really True I'm A Cold Italian Pizza I Could Use A Lemon Squeezer Would You Do? I've Been Bitten I've Been Tossed Around By Every She-Rat In This Town Have You, Babe? Well, I'm Just A Monkey Man I'm Glad You Are A Monkey Woman Too
I Was Bitten By A Boar I Was Gouged And I Was Gored But I Pulled On Through I Am A Sack Of Broken Eggs I Always Have An Unmade Bed Don't You? Well, I Hope We're Not Too Messianic Or A Trifle Too Satanic We Love To Play The Blues And I'm Just A Monkey Man I'm Glad You Are A Monkey Woman Too