[Spider-Man: The Animated Series theme plays]
I look like Dilbert, but I'm bringin' guns in the locker room like Gilbert
I'll see you in the dirt once I pierce the lips of Don Lemon
I'm banging who*es beneath the bridge, boilin' denim
Bumpin' Beth Gibbons with Cliton Portis, it's gorgeous
How I end up in this forest? Of course I'm a tourist
My sign is a Ford Taurus, my choice's the poorest
Both b**hes I've f**ed named Doris
My spirit mammal is Morrissey, .44 pop like Jordy's knee
Love you like Courtney, then shoot you in the head just like Courtney, yup, I said it
I got some naked pics of you posted on Reddit
I was poppin' sedatives, f**in' you for your debit
'Cause your p**y looks just like the thing that ate Boba Fett
It's pretty gross, ain't the pacific coast, more like toast
On the boat with some hoes, can't run the 6 with my woes
Back to Chicago I go, sit back and drag on the dro
Now s** my dragon balls
And uh, I gotta booty call... so I'm out...