[Hook: Lord Sizzle]
I'm an elephant man, I'm a hell of a man [x2]
[Verse 1: Lil Smegma]
Causing hell in the land, I'm an elephant man
Lil Smegma gives a shout to all his celibate fans
Now tell me the plan: we playing NBA Jam, or Mega Man 2?
Read me wrong, I'll hit you with the Tatsu, Shoryu...ken
b**h, you ain't my f**in' friend
That look you giving me, holmes, I think you might like men
Nothing wrong with that, though, and I can spit a fat flow
The b**h wants me to cum in her afro, sh** was mad, yo
But I ain't complaining
To the Based God, I'll keep praying
Maybe I'll f** Emily Blunt's an*s, or f**in' get famous
Either or, I'm a Shinji type n***a, can still leave ya b**hes sore
I'm perfect like Cell in his final form
I'm like Marvel 2 Storm
I'm like, I'm like watching some p**n
b**h, you need to be warned
Lil Smegma's known to leave bodies down in the shore
The n***as like Trunks when he's f**in' slashin' the sword
So you better step back and keep that dick in a gourd
We takin' over the world
[Hook: Lord Sizzle]
I'm an elephant man, I'm a hell of a man [x4]
[Verse 2: Lord Sizzle]
The canvas tearing off of the Vans, sh** in the fan
I'm chasing you through the sands on a soundtrack made by Can
In a camper, always solo with my hand in some pampers
Dampened sheets, sleepin' in the creek, drown in the hamper
Drink until the lampshade goes dim, now father stretch my hands so I can be like Dhalsim
I'm sounding grim on the hymn, I'm going out on a limb
I'm pissing into the wind, I'm sippin' coffee from Tim's
I'm in the 330i watching my life go by
Getting head from a b**h that look like Sakurai
Grippin' my sack, have her lick the cheese off the mac
You feel me?
Hit the blunt too fast I'm in the past, man, this is silly
I was grillin' burgers and I heard my name one day
Faded on my porch, drink the forty in the old LA
The one that everybody's always dreaming of
But now it's full of gleamin' demon's semen in a f*ggot n***a's double cup
b**hes quick to pucker up the knuckles though a ring is missing
Why a room with my n***as be full of hissing?
Make my tomb full of b**hes and make it glisten
And a TV so I know what I'm missing, restart the mission
Konichiwa, b**hes