[Verse 1: Lord Sizzle]
Got my salad tossed with some sweet and sour sauce
Sweep the leg, pegging n***as in the mosh, left 'em begging
Floss the taste of p**y out my teeth
Lettuce in my pockets, hold the beef
Leave it in her swolen cheeks, Abercrombie on my feet
Yo, f** the streets
I'll pop a n***a from seat, this an Eagle in its heat
Spiegel on the beat, I'll bat a n***a 'til he splatter
Live my life in 2D, now I watch the world get flatter
But her gut is getting fatter, her bu*t is non-existent
And her tits ain't even matter, what's the difference?
Slap it, change the pigment in a minute
To n***as I'm a figment of a bigot
Pick a dick and stick it in your mouth and choke on it, n***a
sh** is hopeless 'til the POTUS pull the trigger
Burn this action figure
[Verse 2: Big Pickle]
Summoned in this b**h to be slaying all of these wusses
These p**y a** octopuses, they take my dick when I pushes
I'm dipping my f**ing nuggies in barbecue
Sweet and sour, the honey, I just devoured the pickle juice like it's flour
And then I sh** like a tower
Shag like Austin Powers when we f** in the shower at twenty miles-per-hour
My girl is foxy like she Miles Prower
She keeps it seven and I keeps it twenty-four like I'm Jack Bauer
Her p**y's popping, head is bopping, never stopping like Janemba when he's belly flopping
Pistol rays like I'm Robocopping when I drop in
Roll up to my Sun and Onion Bros and yell to hop in
My Uchiguchi +10, with bigger balls than the giants in the Fortress of Sen
Apply my resin and you'll know me as a slayer of men
I keep it milky on these b**hes like my name is Sean Penn
[Verse 3: Lord Sizzle]
Gold nuggets on my neck, Haagen Dazs on my wrist, got the Pringles on deck
Gustavo Fring with the check, eating onion rings like Sonic f**ed Shrek
My pockets fat than Josh Peck in '03
God damn it, why all these broke n***as owe me?
I was hung like a horse, you was My Little Pony