VS: Well, hello there Lonnie, where have you been?
You know I haven't seen your smilin' face in I don't know when
LJ: Well, baby, I been around from town to town
But from what I can hear, you been kickin' the gong around
VS: Well, I'm still your gal, can't you plainly see?
LJ: Well, come on pretty baby, you still look good to me
VS: Honey, do you remember when you and I lived on Slap Happy Street?
You was jivin' every good lookin' broad that you happened to meet
LJ: Well I been throwin' the bull, from Texas, Mexico, and Spain
But can't you plainly see, I am still your lovin' man?
VS/LJ: That makes me happy, happy as I can be
LJ: How could you ever part baby, you mean so much to me?
LJ: I'm so happy, back on my stompin' ground
LJ: I'm so glad, baby you didn't put me down
VS: Well, I'm so glad, your baby 's been kicked around
VS: Well, get out you wallet, let's go an' have some fun
Get out you wallet, baby, let's have some fun
LJ: Well, you know I stays ready baby, stays ready from sun to sun
LJ: Now, I've got money from the north, and money from the south
VS: Well, give it to me baby, and shut your mouth
That'll make me happy, happy as I can be
Well, nobody don't know honey, but you, your money, and me
LJ: Here's your money from the east, your money from the west
You know Lonnie always give Vickie the best
So, buy yourself a stole, and a limousine too
But don't let me catch another man ridin' with you
You'd be so unhappy, happy as I can be
If I don't love you mama, a Billy goat can climb a tree
VS: Hey, hey Mr. Johnson, you been gone a long, long time
While you were away you didn't send me a lousy dime
Don't come here, tryin' to be my boss
You just about to make sweet mama cross
I'm unhappy, unhappy as I can be
Why don't you stake 'em out in Texas, and don't bring that bull to me?
LJ: Now, look you bad mama, just listen to me
Beatin' up your chops, an' you're full of misery
Just give you a mink stole, and a limousine too
If you keep beatin' up your chops, I'm take 'em both from you
You'll be so unhappy ...
VS: Yes, Mr. Daddy
LJ: It's like a ship that 's lost at sea
You don't want no foolin', come on make love to me
VS: Yeah, Mr. Daddy