I'll be glad when you dead, ol' man Ned I'll be glad when you dead, ol' man Ned Yeas, when you dead, you'll stop hangin' your britches on my bed I'll be glad when you dead, ol' man Ned I'll be glad when you dead, you good for nothin' hound I'll be glad when you dead, you good for nothin' hound Yeas, when they put you ‘leven feet under the ground, I an' your wife will start messin' around I'll be glad when you dead, you good for nothin' hound Uncle Ned, you better stop usin' your head, Uncle Ned You better stop usin' your head, Uncle Ned
Now the reason you sick in bed, eatin' all that raw fish an' old bread I'll be glad when you dead, Uncle Ned An' this pigmeat goin' be the d**h of you, Uncle Ned Uncle Ned, this pigmeat ‘s goin' be the d**h of you Yes, pigmeat k**ed your pappy, and your grandpa too Uncle Ned, pigmeat ‘s goin' be the d**h of you Uncle Ned, you can't do the things you did years ago Uncle Ned, you can't do the things you did years ago You remember, you ninety-four, an' you shake that thing no more You can't do the things you did years ago