Sam, you say you're my friend, but your ways I just don't like Sam, you say you're my friend, but your ways I just don't like Soon as I leave my home, you're tryin' to bite me in my back Now Sam you're not my friend, and my home you better stop hangin' 'round Sam you're not my friend, and my home you better stop hangin' 'round 'Cause I paid for your coffin, and I mean that you're graveyard bound Sam, if you want a woman go get one, and let my wife alone Sam, if you want a woman go get one, and let my wife alone
'Cause if I would catch you with my wife, you're hell bound sure as I'm born Sam, a real man can't live happy, for no good man like you Sam, a real man can't live happy, for no good man like you You're tryin' to wreck my family, and some other man's family too Sam, I thought you was my friend, I thought you just was swell Sam, I thought you was my friend, I thought you was just too swell Sam I wanna give you a vacation, that's a round-trip ticket to hell