Your lips are redder than hers
Your lips are softer than hers
They're softer, they're redder, but they're not better
Sorry but I'm gonna have to pa**
Your eyes are bigger than hers
Your eyes are bluer than hers
They're bigger, they're bluer, but they're not truer
Sorry but I'm gonna have to pa**
I don't mind sitting here talking and drinking
I've met some real nice people here at Hayes
But if you're thinking what I think you're thinking
Thanks but no thanks
Some three or four years ago
Then maybe yes, maybe no But honey don't bother a husband and a father
Sorry but I'm gonna have to pa**
Sorry but I'm gonna have to pa**
Sorry but I'm gonna have to pa**