I couldn't sleep I took a Sominex But voices in my head kept saying Go to Seymour, talk to Seymour I drank some tea But gee the feeling wasn't gone Seymour, sweetheart Tell me, darling What's been going on? Hey little lady, hello You're lookin' cute as can be You're lookin' mighty sweet
No, it ain't Seymour-it's me! Your friendly Audrey Two This plant is talking to you Come on and give me a drink Hey, little lady, be nice Sure do, I'll drink it straight Don't need no gla** or no ice Don't need no twist of lime And now it's suppertime!