Hey, hobo man, hey Dapper Dan,
You both got your style,
but brother, and,
You're never fully dressed without a smile! Your clothes may be "Beau Brumelly,"
They stand out a mile,
but brother,
You're never fully dressed without a smile! Who cares what they're wearing
On Main Street or Saville Row?
It's what you wear from ear to ear,
And not from head to toe
{that ma-ha-ha-ters} So, Senator, so, janitor, so long for awhile,
You're never fully dressed,
Though you may wear the best, but,
You're never fully dressed without a smile!