Coffee, coffee, you're my h**ne
You open my eyes better than anyone
Oh, when I've done all the things that I want to do
Make sure I'm buried next to somebody I'd like to talk to
Oh, she lives again
Well, Esmeralda, you're my h**ne
The way she dances is cooler than anyone
When I've done all the things that I want to do
Make sure I'm buried next to somebody who likes to argue
Oh, she lives again
Édith Piaf, now she's my h**ne
A bolder sparrow there has never been
Oh, when I've done all the things that I want to do
Make sure I'm buried next to somebody I'd like to talk to
Oh, she lives again
Hey Charlie, oh Charlie, yeah you're my h**ne
Technically a he, but he is quite feminine
Oh, when I've done all the things that I want to do
Make sure I'm buried next to somebody who likes to argue
Oh, she lives again
And Little Red Rider, now she's my h**ne
A fiercer shade of red, I've never seen
Oh, when I've sung all the songs that I want to sing
Make sure you hold onto the lady with the blue ring
Oh, she lives again
First sign of spring, oh, you're my h**ne
You left mightiness high, high as anyone
So when I've sung all the songs that I want to sing
I'll be glad the seasons always have their change to bring
Oh, she lives again