[Verse 1] You are like the beach with no ocean Like Jay without Beyonce You are like a party that’s okay You’re like fifty shades without grey You’re like getting drunk up in Amsterdam Like Obama saying, “No, we can’t” I don’t really know why I give a damn But you’re still on my mind and I don’t understand [Chorus] Boy I want you here when you’re no good I don’t really know-oh-oh If only you could see what I could Turn us into go-o-old Turn us into, turn us into go-o-old Turn us into, turn us into go-o-old [Verse 2] You are like Holly, with no wood in Like Phelps if he couldn’t swim You are like tonic with no gin Like a hipster without Berlin You are like Bieber before the hype began Like Obama saying, “No we can’t” I don’t really know why I give a damn
But you’re still on my mind and I don’t understand [Chorus] Boy I want you here when you’re no good I don’t really know-oh-oh If only you could see what I could Turn us into go-o-old Turn us into, turn us into go-o-old Turn us into, turn us into go-o-old Turn us into, turn us into go-o-old Turn us into, turn us into go-o-old [Bridge] Even though I really should I knew that I never would I can’t seem to let you go Turn us into, turn us into go-o-old Even though I really should I knew that I never would I can’t seem to let you go Turn us into, turn us into go-o-old [Chorus] Boy I want you here when you’re no good I don’t really know-oh-oh If only you could see what I could Turn us into go-o-old Turn us into, turn us into go-o-old Turn us into, turn us into go-o-old