A for Angelina
Tongue like anaconda, lips like Angelina
Ooh, B is for Bianca, she was a ballerina
Now she just a stripper making singles to my singles
C is for Chiquita, put banana on Chiquita
Introduced me to Diana, f**ed Diana with Chiquita
So D is for Diana, Diana like it deeper
So I get in her stomach like Mylanta at my leisure
And these are my b**hes, my alphabet b**hes
Yea, these are my b**hes, my alphabet, b**hes
These are my b**hes, my alphabet b**hes
Oh, these are my b**hes, my alphabet... b**hes
I swear to drunk I'm not God
Drops microphone but I swear to drunk I'm not God
And the E is for Ebony, that p**y heavenly
Lord knows I be swimming in that thing like an aquarium
The F is for Felicia, freaky a** Felicia
Ooh, I treat that p**y like a sleeping bag Felicia
The G is for Gina, her p**y so convenient, I mean it
Ooh, she treat my dick like jalapeno and my cum like Aquafina
She need it
The H for Holly just like Hollygrove
And the I is for Ivanka, don't let Donald know
And the J is for Joanne, I just call her Jo
What goes around comes around, K for Karma so
These are my alphabet b**hes
And these are my b**hes, my alphabet b**hes
Yea, these are my b**hes, my alphabet, b**hes
These are my b**hes, my alphabet b**hes
Oh, these are my b**hes, my alphabet... b**hes
I swear to drunk I'm not God
Drops microphone but I swear to drunk I'm not God
The L is for Lisa, she like my libido
We do the La Bamba, I'm so multilingual
The M is for Melanie, she like my melodies
Don't like my baby mamas, she be so negative
The N is for Natasha, that my lil mama
She holla at me when she want that Oscar Mayer
She got a man, she tell me please do not remind her
He not romantic, I'm a scene from Casablanca
She swallow the whole enchilada
She get off her knees and say "de nada"
She ask me "what's the reason for the choppa"
Girl it's a jungle out there, ask Mufasa
O is for Olivia and the P is for Patricia
And the Q is for the Queen
The R is for Raven and the S for Sharlene
And these are my b**hes, my alphabet b**hes
Yea, these are my b**hes, my alphabet, b**hes
These are my b**hes, my alphabet b**hes
Oh, these are my b**hes, my alphabet... b**hes
I swear to drunk I'm not God
Drops microphone but I swear to drunk I'm not God
The T for Tatiana, she can put her legs behind her
She can bend all the way over, I just thank the lord for that yoga
And the U is for Uma, the position a**umer
She so flexible we try-angles like Bermuda
And the V is for Vanessa, voluptuous Vanessa
The W's for Wintour, I'm under the weather
And the X is for my exes, f** 'em altogether
The Y is for Yolanda, the Z is for Zelda
And these are my alphabet b**hes
Drops microphone, I'd rather park and not drive
Drops styrofoam, I can't talk I might cry
I say I be on some G sh**, I be on some G sh**
Check that other n***a for that Louie shopping spree sh**
Not me b**h, no you won't rob me b**h
I say I be on some G sh**, I be on some B sh**
When it comes to b**hes, I be on some A to Z sh**
I'm me b**h, sh** like ABC 123 b**h, to me b**h
I'm the alpha, the alpha D-O-G b**h
S-R-Y for the W-A-I-T b**h
And these are my b**hes, my alphabet b**hes
Yea, these are my b**hes, my alphabet, b**hes
These are my b**hes, my alphabet b**hes
Oh, these are my b**hes, my alphabet... b**hes
I swear to drunk I'm not God
Drops microphone but I swear to drunk I'm not God