[Intro: Brain & Lil Dicky]
Ooooh
Brain
LD
AKA 'Cream'
People are always saying to me
"Hey Cream, how do you come up with the stuff you come up with?" (Because it's so cool)
And it's not even me
It's Brain!
[Verse 1: Lil Dicky & Brain]
f**in' with these hoes I'm a popular dude
Got some hot top like the popular do
Rest in peace B.I.G. but I'm co*kin' 'em smooth
'Bout to go after two, I'm a hoe after two
And look, I still get shows like I'm rockin' a suit
I don't know if I prefer like a blonde or brunette
You get held up pickin' locks, robbery moves
I be scoffing at you like a prosperous j**
Hold up, Brain 'bout to spaz
What the f** you want Brain do?
Come through and the club's all crowded (f**)
f** you want Brain do when he can't even move when he in the club
Brain gotta make moves (f** up out the way homie)
Brain got great moves (where you seen me dance dog?)
The Brain f** with field hockey (what a sport)
The Brain knew Bin Laden
How you wanna do it, how you stoppin' the kid?
Just get it off your chest, rockin' a bit, chomp at the bit
I got to get another property, monopoly sh**
And y'all sketchy motherf**ers like a comedy bit
I just met with Netflix on some comedy sh**
Then I went to Costa Rica on a tropical trip
Parents worry 'bout the price, started talking and sh**
But it's a nominal hit (peanuts), make it back in a jiff
Because
[Hook: Brain]
Brain just been whippin' it up
Brain just been whippin' it up
Brain just been whippin' and whippin' and whippin' and
Brain just been whippin' it up
Brain just been whippin' it up
Brain just been whippin' it up
The Brain thought of that one
The Brain whipped it up, Brain whipped it up
[Verse 2: Lil Dicky & Brain]
These rappers like Barry Melrose
We don't dislike you, we just don't really care
The Brain came through with a bottle of the Nair
Made my b**h rub it all over her p**y
My b**h likes Bun B
That's some new sh** to meb**hes that I used to be f**in' with would only f** with Houston's for grub and they frumpy
(Brain) The Brain heard about tidal wave in Seattle
They say it's imminent still no-one moved
The Brain just don't know why they don't think it matter
Humans can't breathe underwater, what gives?
Y'all wanna know why I stopped eatin' p**y? (Tell 'em)
'Cause I looked up the facts
If 85% of us have oral herpes who am I to say that I don't? (True)
And if I get oral herpes on the p**y and we f**
Then I'm f**ed (f**)
What? So what you want Brain do?
He know all the facts, what the f** you want Brain do?
Middle of the pack, all you rappers is gum
Going in with the trash, I be chewin' 'em up
Brain f**ed a thoroughbred down in Preakness
Like a horse, I ain't talkin' 'bout a b**h with a a**
Brain hear it all the time, he a genius
Hey, you a savvy motherf**er Brain, giving you that
I'm the type of motherf**er on a call with a CMO
b**hes tryna catch a glimpse, b**hes at Sia shows
Girls look at me and think "How does he f**?"
Bet they heard through the grapevine
In daytime, I take dimes like a paid line, and make time
It's they prime, hittin' on the j** like it's a hate crime
Speaking of that, they won't even book me in Dubai (Why?)
Apparently for j**s it can be hostile
So my new goal is to buy like, Dubai like
All of it
I don't know, I just wanna go there
[Hook: Brain]
Brain just been whippin' it up
Brain just been whippin' it up
Brain just been whippin' it up
Brain just been whippin' it up
Brain just been whippin', (gibberish)
Oooh Brain is overwhelmed, he's f**in' up, ohh Brain
[Outro: Brain]
Brain just been whippin' it up
Brain just been whippin' it up
Brain just been whippin' and whippin' and whippin' and
Brain just been whippin' it up
Feel like we goin' crazy
Feel like we goin' crazy
Real life is goin' crazy
s** me, f** me, drive me crazy