[Intro] Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God Basedgod I gotta tell you something OH. MY. God. Lil B, guess what? Guess what? I heard something. I heard a rumor Guess what? You did a great job Oh my God, I heard you f**ed a thousand b**hes You need a trophy! [Chorus] I f**ed a thousand b**hes, I f**ed a thousand b**hes (OKKKAAYYYY) f**ed a thousand b**hes, I f**ed a thousand b**hes (OKKKAAYYYY) f**ed a thousand b**hes, I f**ed a thousand b**hes (SWAG! DAMN! BASEDGOD!) f**ed a thousand b**hes, I f**ed a thousand b**hes (YOU DID GREAT! OKKKAYYY!) [Verse] I get p**y cause I ride 26's I got a trophy cause I f**ed a thousand b**hes b**hes love me and it's still f** the system 46 b**hes and they call me David Stern Felt my b**h up, I told that b**h to get a perm (SLOW DOWN BASEDGOD) I flex b**hes, I flex b**hes (SLOW DOWN, LIL B) I'm powered up, I'm riding the b**h and she's trippin I ride Bentley coupe, the b**h wanted to f** me
She want to f** Basedgod, I told her I'm a biznitch Basedgod I'm a tell you bout the mothaf**in bidness b**h you know me, they call me Reggie Miller b**h I look great today. You could call me Oprah Call me Deepak Chopra. My book is kinda better Smart b**hes love me, they call me Metta Metta (I got b**hes) b**h I look better. Take off your sweater 21 b**hes wanna write me a letter (I flex b**hes, so what?) I look so good, I be acting conceited (so what?) b**h don't like me, the b**h probably jealous (great) I'm pretty b**h, I'm a show you bout (OKKAAYYY) I'm a sss- the medal cause I f**ed a thousand b**hes (DAAAAMN) [Chorus] I f**ed a thousand b**hes, I f**ed a thousand b**hes (OKKKAAYYYY) f**ed a thousand b**hes, I f**ed a thousand b**hes (OKKKAAYYYY) f**ed a thousand b**hes, I f**ed a thousand b**hes (SWAG! DAMN! BASEDGOD!) f**ed a thousand b**hes, I f**ed a thousand b**hes (YOU DID GREAT! OKKKAYYY!)