(First Verse)
Goin' to the Club, about a choose the Driver
Gotta Mayback, Gotta Layback in the Minx Fur
Hairline look like I'm 40, so I'm sippin' that 40
It's hard for me to get horny, So I just get 40 b**hes
Just f** yo b**h, call that sh** an Affair
Versace, Versace, but Nike that's that sh** I wear
Black Slacks, Black Cap just popped that Red Polo
Pop it right back, keep that sh** flat for my portfolio
What's the point been golfin' since the nineteen nineties
Ain't no other n***a bust a scene with them nikes
Cause when I strap on, the white people like me
Cause we from the same hood where are wrist joints (be)x4 grinding
Oh yeah I chose that right Driver, thank goodness for that hole-in-one
The last Driver was made in china, barely made that home run
Main girl givin' me the bogeys, like Rory won and it's game over
Girls Knows I cheated the game, she busted the windows of my range rover
(Hook) Imma Tiger Woods but I ain't feelin' me
Cause I be doin' me, intimately
I ain't ballin' my n***a cause I be swingin'
So when I see a n***a ballin' boy I ain't missin'
Cause a Tiger Woulda shoulda coulda k**s dese n***as
Cause a Tiger Woulda shoulda coulda k**s dese n***as
Cause a Tiger Woulda shoulda coulda k**s dese n***as
So when that n***a in his Phantom, Imma shout my n***a Dalcolm
(Second Verse) Mama rubbed her Buddha belly, now got the third Makaveli
But one day, be that same level, same level that Slim Shady
But the rap game ain't for me, cause golfin' my destiny
A rapper livin' in tampa make my hood even more unwelcoming
n***as say I ain't Hood cause tampa ain't in the “hoods”
I'm that first Ninja n***a survive that white neighborhood
Wanna me to act black, I said hell nah, hardly made it as that caramel
Cause my life so complex, yah can't understand it, call yah n***as Precambrian
Stay that Stanford Smart, shoulda woulda been that ivy league
Cause these dumb n***as claim I ain't dem, woulda coulda left causalities
Wore red better than Vladimir, fightin' white people on dat battlefield
Wine from Mars, I'm from that Jupiter, But shine like the Sun, call that Lucifer
Cuz I'm from the seasons when I'm there, it ain't no difference
Yah need my mamas prescriptions, ignorant to da statistics
But just be realistic, I knows what it takes to be a G
Bring your independent team when you comin' to the green
(I am my own Mascot)
(Hook) Imma Tiger Woods but I ain't feelin' me
Cause I be doin' me, intimately
Ain't ballin' my n***a cause I be swingin'
So when I see a n***a ballin' boy I ain't missin'
Cause a Tiger Woulda shoulda coulda k**s dese n***as
Cause a Tiger Woulda shoulda coulda k**s dese n***as
Cause a Tiger Woulda shoulda coulda k**s dese n***as
So when that n***a in his Phantom, Imma shoutout my n***a Dalcolm
(Third Verse) Last chick I was with, looked like Rita Ora
When she goin' deep, I called that Rita Orca
When she s** my Dick, you know I called that Rita Oral
But she brushed it off, I called her Rita Oral B…
b**hes ain't like Roy, he be s**in' the worst
Yeah I said it McIlroy Boy, you ain't getting' that first
My hit earnin' gold like I just won a platinum
Did it myself, I don't need a whole album
Raised & Learned from the west side but ain't reppin that west side
Cause I'd rather reside from that safe side
Coulda woulda said Imma from the best side
But rather not you know them n***a will try to come by, with dem drive by
Tryin shoot me down, ironically comin' to uptown
But Imma say what I want in a gated community now
Although Imma religious guy, I think I might be Jesus Christ
Cause dem b**hes nailed me 3 times, called that weekend crucified."