[Intro: MC Twirli]
Get Twiissteeeedd..
Yo, get ready to visualize the following improbable scenario
[Verse 1 : Twirli]
Imagine smoking weed with the cops
Stoned Republicans stop believing in God
And a burrito is s**ing your co*k
Zombie Brittany Murphy all up on your jock
But she don't want your brains
Much like the burrito she also wants your co*k
[Dewey Logz]
Get your spine in line is what my chiropractor said
fu*k THE CHIROPRACTOR! I fill his a** with lead
Cuz he broke my back like my name was Mountain
Pull a Heath Ledger get your mouth foamy it's baloney when you say that I can't rhyme
[Twirli]
Hear the crowd go "AHHH!"
Cuz they all know we be droppin' mad flows
Ostentatious rapper pulling many badd hoes with my prose
Powder 4 Your Nose, Take a Bite Outta Rhyme
[Hook 1: Life B4 d**h]
Six syllables for you
Free* Lesson from Rap Skool
[Verse 2: Dewey Logz]
Rain on your parade like a sad rainy clown
Turn your frown around then turned it back upside-down
Bust cream fillings for the shillings and the ducats
When I get enough rubles I'mma buy myself a Bucket of Truth
[Bridge]
Rap Skool recess is over
(Yo when I say "Kickin' it," you say..)
[Verse 3: Dewey Logz]
Bettin' I'm detectin' you protectin' many haters so
I'm wreckin' up the set 'n' when I said it you say, "later yo"
Hey. "AHHH!" What the f** you be screaming at?
Catch yourself a mac attack like my man Bernie Mac
[Twirli]
While we're on the subject of dead celebs
Why couldn't Notorious G.O.D. take Paris Hilton instead
Of Steve Buscemi?
Odd looking man but hardly knew ye
Even though I haven't seen a movie that you were not in
Like that one scene in 2001 when Ms. Doubtfire cloned the dinosaurs, ring to rule them all, One!
[Dewey]
Yo that was an accurate synopsis, Twirlz
You know that we be teaching truth to all the boys and girlz
[Hook 2]
Thank you for listenin'
Now pay Rap Skool tuition
[Outro]
Please send money to University of Rapp, P.O. Box RAP
You owe us money for the Rap lessons which you have just received