Arrested on charges of unemployment
He was sittin in the witness stand
The judge's wife called up the district attoney
To say "free that brown-eyed man"
If you want your job you'd better free that brown eyed man
Flyn' across the desert in the TWA
I saw a woman walking across the sand
She been walkin 30 miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown-eyed handsome man
Her destination was a brown-eyed handsome man
Way back in history 3000 years
Back ever since the world began
There's been a whole lotta good women she'd a tear
For a brown-eyed handsome man
A lot of trouble for a brown-eyed handsome man
Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
'tween a doctor and a lawyer man
The mother told the daughter "go out and find
Yourself a brown-eyed handsome man"
That's what your daddy was: a brown-eyed handsome man
Milo Venus was a beautiful la**
She had the world at the palm of her hand
But she lost both the arms in a wrestling match
To get a brown-eyed handsome man
She fought and won herself a brown-eyed handsome man
Two, three, the count with nobody on
He hit a high fly into the stand
Round the third he was headed for home
He was a brown-eyed handsome man
That won the game he was a brown-eyed handsome man