[Intro x2:]
Guess who's coming to your big town?
Juggling Juggalas, Juggling Juggalas
Guess who's coming to your big town?
Juggling Juggalas, Juggling Juggalas (Kiss the clown)
[Legz Diamond:]
Welcome ladies and gentleman into the demented minds of the Insane Clown Posse
Thank you for joining us for yet another of the many amazing exhibits and rides we have to offer here at the dreaded dark carnival
Our story takes place in your city!
The characters portrayed here are you and your loved ones
So sit back and enjoy our presentation
And remember what is now only our fantasy will one day become your reality
And that's our promise to you from all of us here at the world famous dark carnival!
[Outro x2:]
Guess who's coming to your big town?
Juggling Juggalas, Juggling Juggalas
Guess who's coming to your big town?
Juggling Juggalas, Juggling Juggalas (Kiss the clown)