[Intro: Syd]
Hi, welcome to f**ey Foods. Umm, this lane is open if, if you need, if you to check out. Uhh, you're buying uh, donuts and a pack of Diet Pepsi? Sweet, okay makes sense
[Tyler]
In this f**ing line at Ralph's buying granola bars
Left my member's card and now this sh** gon' have an extra charge
This old b**h in front of me buying a color printer
TV dinners, tampons, soy milk, paint thinner
[Domo]
So here I am at the store for some chips
That I'mma pay for with dimes, nickels and quarters and sh**
And I'm still high, so I'm tryna dip
But I'mma cut through the line to get outta this b**h
[Tyler]
What the f**, who the f**'s this gay n***a in fake Gucci?
Jordan numbers, whatever, wood chain with a Jesus
Hey you, what the f** you think you doing? (n***a, f** you)
(I'm just eating Ruffles, gotta lotta stuff, fool)
(So, why don't you f**ing wipe that stupid look on your face)
Don't make me shoot up this place with light sabers and guns
And shoot caps at knee caps to make it harder to run
And put your ankles in some boards and pissy water for fun
(n***a, I'm a samurai, cut your skinny a** in half)
(Look up at the aftermath, blow some f**ing hash and laugh)
I'm a f**ing ninja and a jedi and I am from Compton
Better pick a better option 'fore these Nikes get to stomping
Chomping at your oxygen chords, you fat fake Kenan Thompson
Like a virgin, cherry f*ggot, we could get it poppin'
[Domo]
I bet you lock and drop it, f*ggot b**h, you ain't from Compton
Dumbo ears, you Mary Poppin, with the piece that Kel was rocking
I will f**ing beat your a**, box logos through the gla**
I'll hit you hooky like you skipping cla**, Lee would get the math
[Tyler]
Oh, really? You're silly giving tip drills to Nelly
Get them Ruffles no Lays cause Kiara might k** me, aw, f**
This I'm grabbing two kitchen knives and stabbing
This Ice Cube look-a-like to show you a n***a with attitude
[Domo]
Wait, I heard about you from that other n***a Earl
How you traveled to Milan and now it only likes girls
I'll roundhouse you into a f**ing basket
Push you into an old lady bagging plastic
Hope you get the message, I will stomp you into potholes
And fill you up with shells, but you're used to eating tacos
[Tyler]
Oh, a Taco joke? Domo smoke, I heard
Your album sound like some sh** a fake Wiz Khalifa poppa wrote
I'm insulted, sh**, damn, somebody grab the Charmin
Nevermind these messages, Monica her n***a arming
[Domo]
Swift-made switch blades made a big incision in him
Red dot his forehead ‘cause Riley's into Hinduism
And hipsters who happen to be your listeners
Doobies roll your booty, ho, Alexis know the truthy, bro
[Tyler]
Oh, a Lexus? I drive all that around
The western hemisphere like all of Kiara's ex's
And bet this, I'm a mothaf**in' monster
f** talking, I'll stab you with this f**ing rocket launcher
(When I co*k the beam back, I'm aiming for Supreme hats)
(Go to Hell, I mean that, burn you like green backs)
You don't mean that, you f*ggot, I'll get your back
And I'll snap it, and strangle you with that f**ing leather jacket
Fall, b**h, give me everything, I'm taking all this
And fleeing the scene on Rufus, my evil walrus, b**h
f** you, I'm out
[Domo]
I'm high as f** and I didn't call for all this
I'mma get on my zombie sh**, wait, here's my carca**
[Outro: Syd]
Sir... sir... sir, in the green hat, sir. You... you... you have to pay for that. You have to, the Arizonas, you have to pay for those. I f**ing hate this job... f**, clean up on aisle six