[Verse:] Hello young fella my name is fred freud I hear you suffer neurotic afflictions You act like a boy but you're really a man Could your mama have caused these conditions? No kisses are poses can cure your neurosis Or set a new time on your clock Have a few drinks tonight Go start a fight you just need a shot Of some bach! Hello young lady my name is fred freud I hear you suffer from neurvous connipcions I come in your life to brighten your days To write you a sterling prescription Your mind is all boozy
Constricted and boozy The pounding you hear is your own heart! Go buy a red sweater the more you feel beter You just need a shot of mozart! Hello young crazy my name is fred freud You say you suffer a serial syndrome But only k**s snakes that nests in your mind That look like your father and Lady you know in the black down below Goes by the name of miss pinsky Thinks she's queen of the block But she only play rock What you need is a shot of stravinsky! Hey that ain't stravinsky!