[DUANE]
She's no longer a gypsy
She'll be leaving us soon
She did the "understudy to the rescue" bit
Now she's half way to the moon
She's no longer a gypsy
No more Equity calls
She's gonna get them crazy invitations now
To Truman Capote's balls
[DUANE & GYPSIES]
Have a beer
Your last one here
From this night on it's all champagne
[BONNIE]
The star was late
And I was great!
[DUANE]
You got up early
And pulled a Shirley MacLaine
[BONNIE]
I'm no longer a gypsy
Put me on the marque
It's out of the chorus into heaven time
[GYPSIES]
It should happen
It should only happen
God, let it happen to me
She's no longer a gypsy
She'll be leaving the street
And she's a regular Mitzi Gaynor now
Don't you love them dancing feet?
Fame!
Success!
Autographs!
Me, please, God!
Who?
Broadway! Hollywood!
Money, money!
Thank you, thank you!
Me!
What is it that we're living for?
Applause, applause!
Nothing I know brings on the glow
Like sweet applause
She's no longer a gypsy
It's goodbye to the bunch
[BONNIE]
If you ever get to Beverly Hills
Don't drop in for lunch
[GYPSIES]
Treat her nice
That's our advice
Just take good care of this dear girl
[DUANE]
I'm telling you
She will come through
But if she doesn't
Oh, why not give me a whirl?
[GYPSIES]
She's no longer a gypsy
Put her on the marque
[BONNIE]
Get to meet George Jessel at a Friars Roast
[DUANE]
You'll be a big fat star and have the world on toast!
[GYPSIES]
But don't forget your friends who love you most!
It should happen to me
It should happen to me
It should happen to me
It should happen
It should happen
It should happen
It should happen
It should, it should, it it
It should
It should happen to me!