[Verse 1: Patche$]
Man I love them mike and ikes, I eat em while I'm on this mic
If you them from me I will run you over with my bike
If you tell the police then I don't know what you talking bout
Yea I do cross country but I still don't run more than your mouth
Can't wait till Gucci get out, imma buy his albums out
You say you better than Patche$ that's somethin I really doubt
I saw a girl in the mall, she wasn't cute, not at all
If she a Pokemon then I don't really wanna catch them all
(Pokemon theme music)
My bedroom my studio my studio my bedroom
I'm trynna make them separate so buy my album I beg you
Turkey bacon egg whites sausage they don't want you to enjoy
You should eat it in they face, drink your water and say hoy
[Chorus: Emannz & Patche$]
(Emanzz)
First I park my car then I say hoy
Then I drop my top and I say hoy
Then I take your girl and I say hoy
And you really mad so you say hoy
(Patche$)
Park my car, drop my top, then I say hoy
Take your girl now she my girl, so I say hoy
Hoy hoy hoy and hoy hoy hoy, so I say
They don't want us say hoy, so we say hoy
[Verse 2: Patche$ & Emannz]
(Patche$)
Ya girl said she wanna leave with me tonight
Don't cry everything gonna be alright
Gucci flip flops bumping dirty Sprite
But I'm really cheap call me Wesley Snipes
(Emannz)
Call me Aladdin, I'm takin off with yo chick
Play me madden, you can't see me on them sticks
I'm trappin
I'm nappin
With my homies in the club and we dabbin
(Chorus)
Verse 3:
I'm dope...like the capital of Illinois
I can't hear these haters talking cause I muted all the noise
I feel like a pirate cause my favorite cookie chips ahoy
You lactose intolerant so you dip cookies in that soy
Man I liked this girl in high school but she played me like a toy
She said that she need a man and I am just a little boy
Caught her on the gram flirting I got real annoyed
I guess she just felt the need to take away all of my joy
Walked up in the gym and I demanded all of the roids
Now I got big muscles I can't even fit in corduroy
I applied for 50 jobs and then I got myself employed
I'm about to show this girl she shouldn't a pa**ed up on ya boy
(Chorus)