[SHELLEY]
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! shutupshutupshutupshutup!
Such an ugly boy...
[MEREDITH]
He's just different.
[SHELLEY]
Like a stinky bony rat.
[MEREDITH]
Well, you wanted to keep him.
[SHELLEY]
I didn't know he'd look like THAT!
[MEREDITH]
Shelley!
[SHELLEY]
Well, look at him!
[MEREDITH]
Oh my, it's going to be quite a storm.
[SHELLEY]
Stupid starving freak.
[MEREDITH]
Shelley, that's not nice.
[SHELLEY]
Doesn't have the sense to eat.
[MEREDITH]
We just haven't figured out what he needs.
[SHELLEY]
Dropping dead right at my feet.
[MEREDITH]
Shelley!
[SHELLEY]
Just look at him...
[MEREDITH]
He's just... tired.
[SHELLEY]
That's my mom. See, she cries ev'ry time a stray dog dies.
[MEREDITH]
Well, I feel bad for them.
[SHELLEY]
No one calls.
[MEREDITH]
Sure they call…
[SHELLEY]
No one claims.
[MEREDITH]
Sometimes…
[SHELLEY]
So we put them down and never learn their names...
[MEREDITH]
Well, we can name him, sweetheart. What would you like to call him?
[SHELLEY]
Bat Boy.
[MEREDITH]
Or maybe... Edgar.
Ed-gar!
[BAT BOY]
Gggnnnnnnwwgwooo?
[MEREDITH]
Look! He likes that name! Edgar it is!
[SHELLEY]
Such an ugly boy.
[MEREDITH]
I'll try to make him something to eat.
[SHELLEY]
Guess we can't just turn him loose.
[MEREDITH]
Stay away from the cage.
[SHELLEY]
I'm afraid he'll reproduce.