Once upon a time, if you wanted to get signed
You had to write good songs and k** it live
Open 12 riff into a breakdown, two measures fast
And then lets go into a beatdown
You gotta full sleeve? You can kinda sing?
You're gonna be a f**ing rockstar
This song took a half an hour to write
A lot of my own bands music f**ing s**s
Wife beater was embarra**ing
My voice sounded like a mouth full of co*ks
Look at how fast my hands are moving
I can play the intro to District of Misery by Oceano
Elurghwirhlirgtwrntvliwrvnt
I didn't say an actual word in that last f**ing part
Here's some lyrics to fill this part cus I'm too f**ing lazy to write
The word "brutal" s**s, how can you call this music?
Chug
I wrote this part cus I wanted it to be close to 3 minutes long, and obviously I have to replay the intro riff
Yeah all the kids are loving it
You've never heard a riff like this before, no
You signed a contract for f**ing 12% royalties and you're stoked to hit the road