[Intro]
[Hook]
I'm on Patron, I'm on
And I'm gone drink whatever the hell I want
I'm out my mind, so gone
And imma do this sh** all night long
[Chorus]
I'M SMASHED, I'M SMASHED
AIN'T DRUNK AIN'T TYPSY
I'M SMASHED
I'M SMASHED, I'M SMASHED
AIN'T DRUNK AIN'T TYPSY
I'M SMASHED
[Verse 1]
She on champagne, but it ain't strong enough
Bartender put some redbone in my cup
They be that rimmy in the pineapple juice (aha)
b**h is loose motherf**ers swinging at the roof
Don't care what everybody drank, drank what I want
When I give you that look you know I'm in my zone
Drunk tisses feelin' everything wrong
I can't drink and drive, somebody take me home
I'm in the mood for some f**ing toniiight
Prefer the brown but hey I pour up the whiiite
I'm leanin', listen how I talk
That G ain't make a scene and that pow make ye bow
[Hook + Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Don't f** with me when I'm on that drank
If you ain't sippin' then yo a** shouldn't have came (aha)
I'm getting frilly when the liquor start kickin' in
Don't f** ‘em like peda take a blunt every now and then
We in the hood, we ain't f**ing with no ace and spades
We now the enj f**ing get that tang ready
It ain't cute when you can't handle yo alcohol
Take a couple shots and then I'm feelin' like my problem solved
Drop some Moët and then don't even know it was rosé
Should I go with that Denis or that Jose
It ain't a doubt in my mind I'm gonna get laid
Yeah give it to me straight b**h, yep no shame
[Hook + Chorus]
[Verse 3]
They say the fuleco makes you go loco
One thing that I hate is drinking solo
The room's spinnin' I told ‘em don't give me no more
Even had them couple bottles it's disco
Can't see a thing, sippin' mad on 20/20
I'm down for whatever till my b**hes gone runnin'
Drinkin' beer have you pissin' all night
Ain't drinkin' what they grabbin' but we drinkin' what we like
BYOB, bring your own b**h
If you didn't buy you're right don't get none b**h
Braid it to the hair how I like my shots
Get twisted and we gone show ‘em what we got
[Hook + Chorus]