When I woke up this morning I was feeling fine
But this cat starts banging man what a swine
So I called reception but to no avail
That's why I'm telling you this sorry tale
I went bang- I said shut up
I went bang- I said rap up
Well I'm aware that the guy must do his work
But the piledriver man drove me berserk
He said captain, I said wot
He said captain, I said wot
He said captain, I said wot
He said Captain, I said wot d'ya want
Once a lifetime, twice a day
If you dont work you get no pay
Well, I ve been to the east, I ve been to the west
But the girls I like most are the ones undressed
Well, Hello Adam, where youve been?
I said stand aside cause I'm feeling mean
Ive had a gutful of you and I'm feeling bad
'Cause you're an ugly old pirate and ain't I glad
He said Captain- I said wot
He said Captain, I said wot
He said Captain, I said wot
He said Captain, I said wot d'ya want
He said Captain I said wot
He said Captain I said wot
He said Captain I said wot
He said Captain I said what d'ya want
Repeat till end