Been dry long enough My brain and body need some abuse Rake me over the coals And i'll try to think of an excuse I set a goal and it won't be hard Hit every bar on the boulevard Bad idea yeah you're probably right But i won't be your designated driver tonight 'cause i'm Off the wagon and on the town Off the wagon and on the town Off the wagon and on the town Off the wagon Just how much i've embarra**ed myself Well i haven't got a clue Did i throw a drink in your face Or tell you how much i love you Oh sh** i lost my id Hook up the jagermeister iv Bad idea yeah you're probably right
But i won't be your designated driver tonight Off the wagon I'm off the wagon I'm on the town off the wagon Off the wagon wagon wagon wagon - wee... Set a goal Hit every bar Bad idea Designated Alright, alright Off the wagon and on the town Off the wagon and on the town Off the wagon and on the town Off the wagon I'm on the town off the wagon I'm on the town off the wagon I'm on the town off the wagon I'm off the wagon wagon wagon wagon Off the wagon and on the town Off the wagon and on the town Off the wagon and on the town Off the wagon That's it...