[Alphys Talking]
Oh my god, a human
You've come here so soon, and...
This place is such a mess!
I barely got dressed, and, oh my god, the cameras are watching!
Oh my god, my hair
[Alphys Talking to Herself]
Alphys, stop that staring
You don't want to scare them
It's just, I can't even deal...
Come on, Alphys, don't be weird!
[Alphys Introducing Herself]
So, I'm Alphys, hi!
I'm not a bad guy...
I could be a guide!
Cause I'm the Royal Scientist, I know this place
I've been watching you!
Seeing a human who...
Went through with attitude...
Just fills me with confidence...
And not at all at your expense!
And...
[Alphys Singing]
I'll take you to the castle
It would be no ha**le
Know what I mean?
Well, there's a little issue
See, I made an artificial k**ing machine
There's no need to worry, though
You have me right here, so
You'll survive his rage
Though I'll lead from the rear
I'll still be here
Even when Mettaton steals the stage
I'll lead the way
Like in anime
You can trust me
Mew Mew Kissy Cutie's my favorite-
[Alphys Talking to Herself]
Dang it, Alphys!
Quit it!
Um, sorry, hang on
[Mettaton]
Here's Mettaton!