{Intro} And we're live in three, two, one {Matesong} This year’s been tough and confusing But progress is moving… At glacial pace But all of Australia loves you And we’ll never judge you You just need some space When you need an end to what ails ya Call on your friends in Australia A pal to rely on A shoulder to cry on In Australia We can turn off the news You can kick off your shoes We’ll play backyard cricket Get ready to lose So throw in the towel You can use one of ours We speak your language Except for the vowels Yes we know you love your fish n’ chips and your curries But hey, that’s no worries Good grub’s guaranteed Negotiating tricky trade deals is a shocker But look there’s a quokka! And that’s what you need
A quokka is literally what you need! Glorious United Kingdom Lean on your wing-men and women We’ll clear your head Have a sausage in bread We’ll go to the beach Then we’ll tuck you in bed Don’t bite your nails to the cuticles Hang with impressive marsupials Helping a mate Is a national trait In Australia! Yes, when everything’s a test Call your besties across the ocean Sisters and Brothers We know you think you’re above us But deep down you love us You just repress emotion But we’ll put you right Have another flat white! Go grab your cosies You’re Aussies tonight! Calling all Poms Keep Calm Carry On In Austra----li----a! Austra---li---a! {Outro} So, see you soon then, yeah?