[Intro: Nina Simone]
Strange ornaments hanging from the christmas trees
Lights on the trees
[Verse 1]
I just need to clear the snow now
It's been building since last Christmastime
Now I'm going down for Christmas now
And all I want is not to go fly now
Cause I ain't got the gifts on me right now
And I told elves to build
Yeah, I told elves to build
But I'mma need a little more time now
Cause I ain't got the giftiess on me right now
And I thought elves could build
Yeah, I thought elves could build
These kidses surrounding me
All want something from me
Then they sit up on me
There's no gift without me
We could've been Snow Buddies
Thought you'd be nice kids 'bout it
Now I know you naughty
So let's fly on with it
[Verse 2]
We could've been Snow Buddies
'Stead you had to get gift hungry
Let's take it back to your first Barbie
When you asked for it from mommy
She said no to your malarky
She said no to your malarky
But you got Barbie from me
And you was screamin' "POUND PUPPY!"
Before the Wish List tore ya
Before the Wish List stole ya
'Member Christmas was so fun?
When I would gift yaaaaaa
Before the lights on the trees
I know this fake Christmas tree
Something strange is happening
[Verse 3]
You could've been Snow buddies
We could've
Ho! We could've been Snow buddies
Or was it cause the first Barbie
When we hung our first Holly
The gifts came from our heart-y
The gifts came from our heart-y
Before they call stores
Before the Black Friday shoppers
How you gon' fight through the stores?
It's like I don't even know ya
I gotta bring it back to the Claus
[Bridge]
f** them other Reindeer cause I'm down with my Reindeer
f** them other Reindeer cause I'm down with my Reindeer
f** them other Reindeer cause I'm down with my Reindeer
I ride with my Reindeers
I'd die for my...
[Verse 4]
To all them Jewish a** kidzes, try and get a freebay
Trying to get a freebay, now you talkin' crazy
I don't give a damn if your mom used to see me
It ain't Christmas, this business, need stop actin' greedy
She Instagram her gifts like #BadGiftAlert
I Instagram her back like #Kidb**hAlert
I only ever see that sa** gettin worse
Two-thousand-pound coal, too big for your purse
Now you sittin' fireside, presents on the other side
No labels got your name, gotta check the card right
Then you ain't satiated, I'm still flying world wide
Then you gotta go and tell your dad and thwart that
Main reason cause your gift-friends got to sport that
Mommy say you ain't appreciate and take them gifts back
All your f**ing gifts going back on the gift rack
Nothing now for show and tell, what you think about that?
All in all your tinsel honey, uh
Yeah-yeah, I got you girly
Next year I'll gift you hard
Ho, Christmas aganony
[Outro]
That winter night holding long and long, 'din long
Now waiting for the birthday gifts and (cry)
And cry and cry
And cry and cry
And cry and cry
And live and learn
And live and learn
And gifting and gifting like I'm lonely, lonely, lonely
And gifting all I have
And gifting all
And gift
And gift