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What's he like?
You mean, what is he like or what does he like?
Both..
Well, he's kinda freaky, not too bad.
He likes a girl he thinks is foreign, exotic, you know. I mean, You tell him that you are the queen of the giant cluck-clucks from inner Siberia and he starts dripping in his pants. And the only way he's gonna get it off is to have you crawl around the floor, talk bad to you, spit on you, things like that.