[Kool Keith]
Kool Keith back up in this motherf**er
You know what I'm sayin, you know what I'm sayin
I'd like to tell all these motherf**ers
I'd like to tell all you motherf**ers, about theyself
About theyself, about what they think they are
About what they think they are
Motherf**ers ain't sh**, you ain't sh**
f** gold and platinum and j**elry
Diamonds glistenin red, I'm still the overgrown boy freak man
Fall asleep, still piss in the bed
Ask your girl n***a, I piss on your head
If you're neo and unfunky, I'm guaranteed usually
Ten grand or more a show
But for five or six I'm ready to piss in your dreads
Who's ready to handle the confunction, jazz
And everybody with they first new trendy equipment
could press the KEYS, and kiss my ASS
No prestigious toilets and golden bathroom trimmings
Dress your b**h up like Batwoman, and sh** on her mask
Dimepieces run with the boring n***az
My s** life, I piss on top of your cash
Your money talk, I wipe my a** up with your Cottonelle n***a
Rappin against me, you ain't sh**
My job is to make your doofy-a** baseball caps fit
Pimple-faced ba*tard, watch who you rap with
And cover your motherf**in bu*tcheeks with Chapstick
I'm a grown-a** man, you can s** mine
And that talk behind my back circle sh**
Superstar ga**ed up n***az smokin that gla** dick
My first name is microphone, I call you last to spit
Bra and panties under your bu*ton up
Don't come around wit'cha a** hangin out, teasin me with fake tits
I'm the celebrity destroyer, I defecate on your shoulderblades
I jerk off on anybody that think they good
Grab the subway train, and drop turds on your b**h
Hit Philadelphia, grab a cheesesteak and hang out with Mitch
About two million dollars I f**ed up
Hotel suites, Pave rings and girls and sh**
Indoor rappin mansion-a** n***a
Come outside from that old hideaway bodyguards, watch you sh**
I don't care, I enjoy myself you scared son of a b**h
f** the buckets and V.I.P. rooms
Posin with one Moet bottle, and a big-a** clique
Plast fast motherf**ers standin on wooden legs
Amateur n***az go down on cheap tape
What you think that bullsh** gon' stick?
Kool Keith, signin off this MOTHERfu*kER
Let you motherf**ers KNOW
I tell you straight, I'll come to your motherf**in SHOW