[Chorus: Kool Keith - repeat 2X]
No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure
Blow your a**hole out like Vanessa
[Kool Keith]
I'ma jerk off on your little Casio sound
Throw your keyboards into the wall, piss on your perception
Cut off your dial tone, veto your collect call
sh** on your best creation
Ask the generous family, I'ma sh** on your extravagant demonstration
Damage your tuxedo vest, come like your tuxedo fresh
Point the index finger, aim twice, aim nice
Put your a**hole on the shelf for a 99 cent price
Five minutes to light up your a** like Uncle Ben rice
Carolina in the burgundy and white box
You can't eat Uncle Ben twice
It's like seein the f**ed up jaw, on Uncle Ken twice
[Chorus]
[Kool Keith]
The pop-o-lar pissmaster, Kool Keith
A.K.A., the lineup on the list master
You heard "Spankmaster," but what about the sh**master?
Defecate on your chest, leave you frontline n***az with asthma
Anything sh**ty comin on the radio
I break the Sony and JVC component set, and turn off you ba*tards
Eliminate your vision on TV
Flat screen, your wall unit, turn that b**h backwards
I fast forward your sh**, count myself the green
Wristband around my head, block your f**in dunk shot
Haunt you from the past like Sydney Wicks
With apples and grape Now or Laters
Break you motherf**ers in half like chico stix
MC toys, DJ put 'em together
I tell 'em straight f** the Coleco mix
[Chorus]
[Kool Keith]
Motherf**ers wanna rap about space helmets and sh**
You can't tell me sh**
Give me the letters n***a, can't even spell me the sh**
All rappers run they f**in lips
I work that motherf**in microphone
f** showin you the sk**, you c**aine-a** n***a
You blow and you feel, skinny legs motherf**er
I'm showin you real, I'm showin you deal
My style choco
[Outro]
No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure
Blow your a**hole out like Vanessa
No stress, cholesterol
No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure
Blow your a**hole out like Vanessa
No stress, cholesterol