Well, I got myself a milk cow and she keeps me always blue
Well, I got myself a milk cow and she keeps me always blue
'Cause she don't do nothin', woo-oo, but drink and ballyhoo
Well, my milk cow likes the whiskey, and she craves a gang of men
Well, my milk cow likes the whiskey, and she craves a gang of men
Said, you can take a half a pint of ol' cranko, woo-oo, leave her in a lion's den
Everybody's always wonderin', What's the matter with my milk cow today?
Everybody's all a' wonderin', What's the matter with my milk cow today?
Long as she gives sweet milk and bu*ter, woo-oo, she sure can't drive me away
Says, I milked my milk cow early this mornin', just at the break of day
Well, I milked my milk cow early this mornin', just at the break of day
And I had to plea Black Annie, to please keep that bull away
Now, I ain't gonna call no doctor and I ain't gonna call no hoodoo man
Says, I ain't gonna call no doctor, I ain't gonna call no hoodoo man
I'm gonna send that bull to the undertaker, please don't ballyhoo