[Intro] Once upon a time In the land of booze b**hes and paybacks Live to cut throat pimping motherf**ers 1 motherf**er named fast black And another inky black motherf**er named smart dog Now what these 2 nickel slicked n***as had in common Was that they could run game on motherf**ers Like it want nothing but a thang' Ya' see What fast black was He was a thieving motherf**er I mean the n***a was so good He could still stink outta sh** if he wanted too But ya see on the other hand Smart dog had more of the players hustlers touch If ya know what i mean Now how these 2 motherf**er operated I mean the sh** that fast black use to take He gone give to the n***a named smart dog The pimps the ho's the whole 9 yards On the street Ya know what am saying The hustling sh** Now these 2 innercity hoodlums Gonna tell a little story like this And they gonna maintain a level of Status of balling To complete what they have to do underground And these motherf**ers gonna go like this [Verse 1] Koke Now this is not a ticket to the colour of skin Only giving you a view of how i make my ends I'd like to introduce myself, my name is fast-black Welcome to the world of booze, b**hes and paybacks From the land down under Fast-black is the man to strike ya a** like thunder So i procede to be a n***a that'll take your sh** A number 1 player thats out for the big hit And if ya flaunt that grip I think you'll last pop up like jack in a box And smoke that a** Suprise, suprise I bet you think im trippin Im taking all your goods Cause i finally caught you slipping Tip toed in the hood to my homie to get paid Cause my alluring posture was kinda of big Well what do you do I persist to use my street bid Cause i'm what is known as a Inner city hoodlum [Sample] Playing' motherf**er and i'm in demand Sshow you right Now fast black was known for handling things I mean that n***a was a blast from the past Give you a mega dose of insulin To give you a funky reaction But on the other hand On the other side of the b side that is Was a sly a** n***a That had to make mo' money Now he gone go into detail To let you know how he fit [Verse 2] 187um See i'm like robin hood but with a different twist Cause i take from the s**ers and i sell it to get rich I can do this sh** smoother than a eye can believe You can call it a feeling or an instinct Yo dog What's up How you'd keep them hoe's in line Well the key to pimping is to control a woman's mind But you know, it still ain't understood See i pick em' well, i pick em' young, i pick em' good Ok, so how you setting up in all actuality Hmm, i have to say i have a players mentality
Cause i slide to the side with the gangster glide Keep my game down packed So i stack and stay alive Move on I do em' quite bold Because the key to hustling Is to make a fat bank roll Fast Faster than you can run Yea faster than the brother that broke When i shot my gun Cause its a everyday cycle for me To spend 1 doller and make 3 [Sample] Playing' motherf**er and i'm in demand Ohh yeah Now sweet talk must confess Yes sweet talk must confess These n***as had it some what going on They had everthing set up From north, east, south, west Every cross the U.S motherf**ing A But they felt unsatisfied So they had to get into a jack move And they gonna tell you a little underground story like this Check it out ya'll [Verse 3] Yo dog Whats up I see ya chilling Oh yeah I'm looking in the players Choice to get damaged Why is that black Do you have some type of fear Hell no im just reading about the hustler of the year Tell me black Whats up Yea, whats the fools name Some fool named winnie bragging about his fame From the looks of the n***a he really ain't sh** Ya thinking what im thinking Yea lets jack this n***a quick 2 loc'd out n***a incognito Hella disguises and were swooping in a f**ed up regal Got to the spot with no delay Parked down the street so we can make a smooth getaway Yo black A-ha Yea, since this is ya feel Go up to the house and show these f**ers the deal I gotta better idea Whats up I need ya help im busy, a-ha 2 guards around the front and back You know we got a certain Cause you take the front gate And you take the back gate k** em' all and take they're sh** Then we make a break Yea, took out the fool from the back Yea, then i took out the fools from the front But before i could say don't move 1 of his boys drew I had to smoke his a** just like a blunt In the house is 3 hoes, 5 ki's And a fool named winnie down on his knees Like a rat eating cheese Saying please don't smoke me I'll give you what you need Money, hoes even hook you up on weed I ain't gonna smoke you homie Dont worry about it Yo god, smoke this f**ing fool Al'right Now what about the hoe's should i shoot them Nah, i'll think they'll enjoy working for inner city hoodlum's [Sample] Playing motherf**er and i'm in demand [Outro] Everything is all b flat B flat on the negative side of the power? slide Can i get some slacks in for some f**ing action Yeah Da da dah, da da dah Underground, underground, underground I don't know I like to pimp hoes I like big bank rolls I like to pimp hoes I like big bank rolls Underground, underground, underground It makes me loco I like to pimp hoes Ha ha