Casey Liquorland Part 2, How We Do
Pa** the gin and tonic cuz I'm still an alcoholic
Cuz all this gin and tonic got a brother catatonic
And still ya'll know the deal speech slurred vision blurred
Got these people thinking that I'm mentally disturbed
Now the liquor or the herb got me laying on the curb
Hand in my pants, people looking at me like a perv
See I smoke the kind bud but I got a mean streak
In love with the liquor so I stay with three freaks
Spanish, chick margarita, a Black chick Brandy
A white chick on her period, I call her bloody Mary
Now beer goggles turn mud ducks to models
All I need to turn a 5 to a dime is 5 bottles
Took a 12 step program, 6 steps to the bar
4 steps to the bathroom 2 steps to my car
Doing a buck and change in the opposite lane
Bugging out like I'm driving in a video game
Now 151 is the speed and the rum
Oh sh** where the f** that tree come from
Next thing I saw I the barrel of a gun
From the same old cop from Liquorland Part 1
I opened up the door got out the car and then I threw up
Liquorland is a real nice place, now you might want to visit but you don't want to stay
Cuz if you stay, you'll never get away and you might wind up like me someday
I went to court with a quart plead the 5th and then I drank it
Pa** out at any time so I always keep a blanket
My alibi was the Alize Henny and Courosier
Listeing to Dr. Dre had me drinking Tanqueray
Got a pet Wild Turkey and a pet Grey Goose
A true drinker dude my blood types 80 proof
And I bought a hundred shots took 59 to swallow
Poured out 41 for Amdaou Diallo
See I drink like a Mic, smoke like a rasta
I like girls thick like Guiness with big cans like Fosters
On Valentines, I gave my girl a Wild Irish Rose
I sip Balantines, k**in all them wild 40 oz
And lately I been thinking, lately I been drinking
Lately I been thinking that I need to stop drinking
I'm a keep drinking whiskey, I'm a keep drinking gin
Cuz if I stop drinking then the terrorists win
Been drinking every day for a year and half
A true alchy I even drink a beer in the bath
I wake up in strange places, next to strange faces
Worse than Nic Cage in Leaving Las Vegas
Keep my dick hard, chick's nip's hard, my lics hard too
Mighty Casey motherf**er Liquorland part 2
Liquorland is a real nice place, now you might want to visit but you don't want to stay
Cuz if you stay, you'll never get away and you might wind up like me someday
Liquorland is a real nice place, now you might want to visit but you don't want to stay
Cuz if you stay, you'll never get away and you might wind up like me someday