Never seen her, Never been here
Never made my laundry clean here
Got the technique, around in circles
Her shirt is green, her hair is purple
I say we just got started
You say we've got no place to go
Got the shirt clean, Congratulations
Followed you from the Monty station
Got the technique, to get the shirt clean
I can see you, you can't see me
I say we just got started
You say we've got no place to go
In the middle of the laundry I swear
I said you said you said I said
I say we just got started
You say I'm here to wash my clothes
Say she's friendly, say she likes you
You can gauge a space between you
Got the technique to get the stains out
Any closer she'll bash your brains out
In the middle of the laundry I swear
I said you said you said I said
I say we just got started
You say I'm here to wash my clothes