[Verse 1:]
Guess it's true, I'm not good at a one-night stand
But I still need love cause I'm just a man
These nights never seem to go to plan
I don't want you to leave, will you hold my hand?
[Chorus:]
Oh, won't you stay with me?
Cause I'ma huge p**y
I'm a b**h, it's clear to see
But darling, stay with me
[Verse 2:]
Why am I so emotional?
Obviously I forgot to take my Midol
I'll just keep crying until it works
No but seriously my vagina freaking hurts
[Chorus 3x]