[Verse 1: A$AP Teej]
Short n***a, but my dick tall!
Plus I got some big balls
b**hes holler when I walk into the school hall
Saying sh** like "Oh my God, is he Jude Law?"
Next thing you know, they be s**ing on my big dong
And taking pain medication for their broke jaw
After that I'll probably watch Monday Night Raw
Bout to change cities, like I'm f**ing Chris Paul
Accent change
TJ be mobbin' all day
Just kidding, I'm well behaved
Got my n***as from back in the day
All day we playing 2K
Suddenly I'm Jamaican
How the f** does that happen?
I never did quite like Big Pun
In fact I'll take Kreayshawn
See me coming your way
Bout to take a big dump when I'm coming your way
You can s** my dick
Because you're a b**h
You ain't gon' do sh**
Because I'm the sh**
And your a** I'll kick
Then I'll lick your grandma's clit
Shabba!
[Hook: A$AP Teej]
Shabba Ranks!
Shabba Ranks!
One hit wonder, like I'm Shabba Ranks!
One gold ring, like I'm Brian Scalabrine
Two Rottweiler's, like I'm Michael Vick!
[Hook: Kle Shay]
Shabba Ranks!
Shabba Ranks!
Riding di riddim, like I'm Shabba Ranks!
Two gold rings, like I'm Lebron James
All gold everything, like I'm Trinidad James
[Verse 2: Kle Shay]
Skinny cracker with a sick flow
But this sh** was accidental
Let me write your p**y poems with my pencil
Case you ain't noticed, I got excellent credentials
All you p**y n***as hating, acting menstrual
Bet I could f** you up, no consensual
All you other rappers trying, I'm the best though
I know you mad, but why you acting like a b**h though?!
Kle Shay be mobbin' all day
But only in GTA
No bullets be poppin', no panties be droppin'
Cause my swag is a fantasy
But I ain't even mad though
Being a gentleman's great
Plus I got a bad girl
Who quite frankly is out of my league, cause
I play right, like William Shakespeare
Gettin dem collegium dame's, dem
They be givin brilliant brain, damn
Uh yeah, these are over exaggerations
But you know I got your girl to bang
Up on my banana
Know I'm her freakin favorite sanga, so I take the stage
Givin boo-koo Ori's like Topanga, put in her labia
She feeling great, and she say, I'm her loverman
Shabba!
[Hook: Kle Shay]
Shabba Ranks!
Shabba Ranks!
"You're never gonna find another one, I'll be your loverman" like I'm Shabba Ranks
2 mad b**hes, like I'm Chris Brown and Drake
1 missing tooth, like I'm Mick Foley
Shabba Ranks!
Shabba Ranks!
Kle Shay, A$AP Teej and Shabba Ranks!
This Is A CD Too, with Shabba Rank
Let your family hear it, see what your Mamma Thinks
[Verse 3: Kle Shay]
I saw Sha-Sha-Shabba at Carrabba's
He was drinkin a Martini, and eatin' Lasagna
He had his iPod blarin', it was Rihanna
He said "Kle Shay why you starin brada?"
Cause I wanna!
Yo it's Shay's Rebellion, b**hes
And all you on the hit list
Call me Rap God, or track martyr, it don't make a difference
All the ladies on me, and I put 30 on my wishlist
They say Kle Shay what you want for Christmas?
Hoe hoe hoes... b**hes
Kle Shay be runnin VA
TJ be runnin VA
Neither one of us runnin VA
The govenor's runnin VA
We don't give a f** what you say
Unless you say that we look gay
Why did you say that we look gay?
Stop being an a**hole...
Shabba!
[Hook: Kle Shay]
Shabba Ranks!
Shabba Ranks!
Don't blame me when the condom breaks
Got yo chicks dancin in my crib, no Harlem Shake
This song is so repitive, Shabba Ranks
Shabba Ranks!
Shabba Ranks!
I can say anything at this point, Llama Cakes
Literally, I can say whatever, Obama's gay
f** it, I'm just done with this song... taco break