[Bridge]
It's not stalking if I do not get caught
It's not stalking if I stay in the dark
It's not stalking, so just don't call the cops
I'm just tryna bird watch
That's not against the law
Okay, yes I'm stalking, I can do what I want
Yes I'm watching everything that goes on
Yes I saw your new boyfriend you got
Wouldn't it be a shame
If he disappeared tonight?
[Verse 1]
White vans and binoculars everywhere
I'm just sittin here, girl don't be scared
It's really late, and not safe to be out now
Just come over here, don't you dare run now
I know you're on your way home
Do you need a ride though?
Why don't you just hop in?
I know where your house is, I don't need directions
[Bridge]
So la da di da di!
Don't call me creepy!
Sitting in your tree
Watching you put makeup on
Outside your house
Outside your room
And I can stalk!
And I will stalk!
I can see you're not having a good night
Can't you see it's me you need in your life?
And I can stalk!
And I will stalk!
I see you, you can't see me
Now how can I get down from this tree?
[Bridge]
It's not stalking if I do not get caught
It's not stalking if I stay in the dark
It's not stalking, so just don't call the cops
I'm just tryna bird watch
That's not against the law
[Verse 2]
To you young girls up on the Facebook
Posting everywhere that you link up
Remember anyone can find ya
Don't turn around cause there's someone behind ya!
And everyone online in the chatroom
Tryna camwho*e on the Chatroullete
I just might be on here
Getting turned on, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
[Bridge]
So la da di da di
I'm not that creepy
Reading all your tweets
Doing whatever I want
Inside your house
Inside your room
[Hook]
And I can stalk!
And I will stalk!
Hiding in your closet, cause you just came home
Girl I really hope you'll take off them clothes
And I can stalk!
And I won't stop!
I see you, you can't see me
I can't wait to read that diary
[Bridge]
Yes I'm stalking, I can do what I want
Yes I'm watching you from your closet
I wonder if I came out, would you call the cops?
I don't wanna risk it
Good thing I have chloroform!
[Verse 3]
I am stalking, but I'll do what I want to
It's your house but I'll come in if i want to
It's your thong but I'll wear it if I want to
It's your mouth but I'll kiss it if I want to
[Hook]
And I can stalk!
And I will stalk!
Why are you walking towards the closet door?
What you could possibly be looking for?
And I can stalk!
And I did stalk!
I see you, now you see me
Now I don't see you, cause you maced me
Now I won't stalk
Why did you have to call the cops on me?
I thought we had something really special baby
And I did stalk
And I got caught
Now I'm in prison, I can't see you here
But at least I'll see you in 25 years
I can't wait...