[Verse 1]
Mikey-dee, Micha-Mike, Michael, Michael
Bolton on the track, baby; bet you're wet like the grotto
I be murdering these little white kids, s**micidal
Got the title of libel homicidal rhymer, Kle Shay ya idol
Vitals are decreasing, I be peaking at your bu*t!
Booty so fat, you need a circus tent to cover up
Booty game ridiculous, I'd like to watch you poop
If that's cool with you? Hit me up, you got my number 2
Kle Shay unavoidable
Put you on my toilet bowl
Yo booty hole adorable
Do that make you uncomfortable?
Want yo booty cheeks to tuck me in, and tell me a story though
Booty game honorable, call that ish the glory hole
I want yo bu*t
[Verse 2]
Enough... stop it, stop it
Put that bu*t away, JK, I'm just Joshin'
What's a goon to a goblin? I wish I was Mary Poppins
So maybe you would let me clean your bu*t...
bu*t! But bet you could sit on a bed of nails, and not feel a thing
Bet you could sit on my face, and I'll fall asleep
You said my jokes are funny, I really must agree
But I hope you don't LMAO, I tell that bu*t RIP
RIP, you just k**ed the chair
Booty game dangerous, can't help but stare
Yo bu*t the holy grail, and I'm thirsty, I'm thirsty
I wanna drink Kool-Aid out your bu*t
Oooooh yeah!
Cause I'm randy and savage for yo
[Verse 3]
Yo bu*t is like a Slip'N Slide, I wanna slip inside
I wanna sip some cider out yo bu*t, thought that was implied?
Wanna take you by the riverside, and surf on your bu*t!
They might criticize, but in this critics eyes, your booty is 5 stars!
Yo booty make me hopeless, your Hootie and the Blowfish
Cause I only wanna be with yo bu*t, and it cause that derriere ruckus
Yo rump is a rumpus! Wanna put Sriracha on it, and munch it
It's artistic, it's a canvas! It's full of great lessons like a campus
And I wanna be in its alumnus