[Kirby Krackle]
I'll take you to the comic shop
Show you all the bills I drop
When I grab my pull list box
Wednesday's when the comics drop (woah)
[Kristina]
I'll take you to the comic shop
Boy variants are what I bought
I'll keep spending all I got
Keep reading ‘til the series stops (woah)
[Verse 1: Kirby Krackle]
You can have it your way, how do you want it
You can wait for the trade or you can back issue on it
Appeal rising, as you go head off to Dark Horse
Reading Dr. Horrible and rooting for Bad Horse
I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you reading X-Men, I'll be reading X-Men
Witchblade, FF, Usagi Yojimbo
Mainstream, Indy, or whatever you into
Got my eye on you, I'm the Strange Doctor
Have your friends teasing you 'bout how nerdy I gotcha
Wanna test my geek knowledge, girl, no problem
Like Batman's crime scenes, girl I'll solve ‘em
I'm a seasoned vet when it comes to this place
They know me by name, they get me birthday cake
I'm trying to explain baby the best way I can
There were a ton of Iron Fists yeah before Danny Rand (ha ha)
[Kirby Krackle]
I'll take you to the comic shop
Show you all the bills I drop
When I grab my pull list box
Wednesday's when the comics drop (woah)
[Kristina]
I'll take you to the comic shop
Boy variants are what I bought
I'll keep spending all I got
Keep reading ‘til the series stops (woah)
[Bridge: Kirby Krackle & Kristina]
Girl what we read (what we read)
And what we buy (and what we buy)
Unlike other guys (other guys)
I'm ‘pressed with your pull list size (oh yeah)
[Verse 2: Kirby Krackle]
Read Walking Dead, girl, nice and slow
Wanna hear my favorite part, here you go
It's when Rick _______ and a ______ jail
______________ and they ran off
I see you walk through the door and the boys they whisper
It's like a race girl to see who helps you quicker
Heads turn like a spinner rack gathering your books
Fanboys tripping off your nerdy good looks
You read the right books at the right time
Tastes congruent, your favorite heroes are mine
So reflective on the pa**ing of the Elf
She bought a mini bust to put up on her figure shelf
As long as she ain't stopping, homie I ain't stopping
Buy every book on the shelf, bag & board ‘em and box ‘em
Hanging with this girl's just like meeting my soul mate
Makes me wish every single day was a Wednesday
[Kirby Krackle]
I'll take you to the comic shop
Show you all the bills I drop
When I grab my pull list box
Wednesday's when the comics drop (woah)
[Kristina]
I'll take you to the comic shop
Boy variants are what I bought
I'll keep spending all I got
Keep reading ‘til the series stops (woah)
[Kirby Krackle]
I'll take you to the comic shop
Show you all the bills I drop
When I grab my pull list box
Wednesday's when the comics drop (woah)
[Kristina]
I'll take you to the comic shop
Boy variants are what I bought
I'll keep spending all I got
Keep reading ‘til the series stops (woah)