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I am a dull and simple lad
Can not tell water from champagne
And i have never met the queen
And i wish i could have all that he has got
I wish i could be like david watts
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And when i lie on my pillow at night
I dream i could fight like david watts
Lead the school team to victory
And take my exams and pa** the lot
(wish i could be)
Wish i could be like david watts
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Wish i could be like david watts
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Conduct my life like david watts
(wish i could be)
I wish i could be like david watts
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He is the head boy at the school
He is the captain of the team
He is so gay and fancy free
And i wish all his money belonged to me
I wish i could be like david watts
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And all the girls in the neighborhood
Try to go out with david watts
They try their best but can't succeed
For he is of pure and noble breed
Wish i could be like
Wish i could be like
Wish i could be like
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