(Woooooooo) I'll be the one to show you the way You'll be the one to always complain 3 in the morning come a bang bang bang All out of f*gs and I just can't wait Cancel the thing that I said I'd do I don't feel comfortable talking to you Unless you got the zipper fixed on my shoe Then I'll be in the lobby drinking for two Eigh-teen Bald-ing Star Gol-den Falling Hard Look at the shakies what's with the blush? fresh off the plane in my fuzzy rush
Everyone's gathered to idolize me I hate the way you talk, your japanese scream It's been too long since i've left the shed You kick the bucket, I'll swing my legs Always remember the pact that we made Too young to die, but old is the grave Eigh-teen Bald-ing Star Gol-den Falling Hard I'ma gonna show the way, I'ma gonna show the way, I'ma gonna show the way, I'ma gonna show the way, Eigh-teen Bald-ing Star