Oh, he's such a s**er from her head to her toes (X2)
Conversation, Mississippi related, he's searching for the softball diamond.
Prancin' like a bad a** who never seen a church house, another jolly face in the choir.
He's reaching and a kissin her mouth
Oh, he's such a s**er from her head to her toes (X2)
Screamin' at the cousin that never gets no lovin', the hairy monkeys covered tonight.
Falling over tables, a black eye with no way home.And pouting underneath the street lights.