[ VERSE 1 ]
It's Friday night on the streets of L.A
I'm goin' out, been hangin' 'round the house all day
So i take me a shower, dress like a big daddy
Stop at the Arco, put some gas in my Caddy
Armor on my wheels, shine up my Daytons
Check my 12-gauge, I see jackers just waitin
Got in my car, rolled up the tinted gla**
Looked for my Zapp tape to pop in my dash
Can't find it, forget it, went under my seat
Found my old fired tape of the song "Knee Deep"
So I popped it in, then I pumped it up
Love hearin' Funk because Disco s**s
Body got chills when the ba**es started poundin'
I took off because I'm goin' to town, and
Won't be back 'til mornin', don't have to go to school
(Better get ready) I'm finna act a fool
[ VERSE 2 ]
Now I'm on the move, got a grand in my pocket
Reached for my phone, plugged it in the socket
Heard the dial tone, so I dialed up Aladdin
He answered the phone and said "What's up?" I said "What's happenin"
He said, "Where you been? I been tryin' to get in touch
The party's in Watts," I said, "I don't give a f**"
"If you wanna go, just wear neutral colors
If anybody asks you, just tell 'em you're my brother"
Stopped at the store to buy me a Cisco
A 40 ounce and some crackers by Nabisco
A pack of Dentyne and I pulled out a 10
And said, "f** it, Super Socco and gin
I'm finna act a fool"
[ VERSE 3 ]
Now I'm drivin down Compton on my way to get Aladdin
Feelin' like a pimp till my tape started draggin'
It's a old tape anyway, it ain't no thing
Pulled it out and slapped in Dana Dane
Got to Aladdin's house and I honked my horn
He said, "When we comin' back?" I said, "6 n tha morn"
So he got in the car, lookin' half-dead
So I gave him my Cisco and took the 40 to the head
Now I'm feelin' tipsy, and I'm headed for Watts
But wait, what do I see sittin' at the bus stop?
Sexy Susanna, had a bu*t that k**s
Pretty long hair, but they say it's not real
Aladdin yelled "You fake tramp!" She threw a rock in my gla**
So I got out my car and drop-kicked her a**
I checked out my window, everything was cool
She was lucky I was nice and I didn't act a fool
[ VERSE 4 ]
We finally arrived at the party, drunk as a jerk
Got out my car, pressed the clip so the alarm would chirp
After that we made our way, I tried not to fall
Couldn't walk a straight line if they let me crawl
Got to the door, and what spots my eye?
My homeboy Mr. Prince, and he's smokin' some Thai
So I stumbled his way and said, "Hey, pa** the J"
I took a hit then a hit from my mouth spray
This girl asked me to dance, but I told the hoe no
'Cause she was on my tip 'cause of my big gold rope
But it seems she got offended - that's splendid
Before she starts somethin', I just slap her and end it
'Cause I feel like a gangster, and I just don't care
About a girl with fake drag, fake eyes, fake hair
Fake clothes, fake nails and all that fake j**elry
All she wanna do is tell her friends that she screwed me
I get nutty, act a fool when I want to
Run up when I'm drunk and I just might pump you
Take your car, your wife, keep talkin', your life
Beat you down like a cluck and have you smokin' the pipe
(You know why? 'Cause I'm cool)
(Well, k** me!
Shoot me, muthaf**a! *gunshots* Pie-yow! Ah sh**!)
(I gotcha)
(Oh goddamn)