[Organik]
King of the dot put your money where the mouth is
Halifax make some f**ing noise
sh**
Im gonna let the rappers introduce themselves. To my right
[Pat Stay]
Pat Stay, Nova Scotia
[Rone]
Pat Stays significant other. We'll leave it at that. We'll leave it at that
[Organik]
All the way from the UK, introduce yourselves boys
[Shuffle-T]
Shoutout Murdoc mysteries, it's Shuffle- T and Marlo
Yo, yo,yo, no no no
[Marlo]
You know what, You know what, You know what
Make some noise for them
Again!
Again!
Lets go
[Pat Stay]
So ya'll are actors right
Magic Mike? Tight
I watched that sh** twice
Last night
Fight Club?
Nice one
I was wondering where I recognized you guys from
Boy, what you know about a motherf**ing polite thug?
Tight hugs, gang signs, I'm nice cuz
I love you motherf**er
[Rone]
Yeah, he loves you motherf**er
And that's how you say that sh** in sign cuz
[Pat Stay]
You are such a stand up dude you don't even lie cuz
[Rone]
You've been stand up dude so long you probably need your thighs rubbed
[Pat Stay]
I will make you keep your eyes closed
Cover your head with a blindfold
And lead you in the room with all your friends on your birthday
Like, "Surprise cuz!"
{Party whistle}
[ROne]
I don't know if ya'll better rappers or method actors
To show off your f**ing memory, you said your verses
And then you said them backwards
[Pat Stay]
You could play Michael Clarke Duncan and William Shatner in the same scene and no one would be able to tell the difference after
[Rone]
Tell them how f**ing forgiving they are
[Pat Stay]
This motherf**er is so forgiving
He caught me getting brains back at his girls place
Stole his watch he had since the third grade
He got from his dead dad on his birthday
Found his pet parrot decapitated with its head in the back of the birdcage
He said he couldn't forgive me, because he wasn't mad in the first place
[Rone]
f**ing Shuffle-T is kind
[Pat Stay]
f**ing sweetheart
[Rone]
You ever talk to the kid
You got a bad situation, well he got a positive spin
And have you seen his golf swing?
The way he locks in his wrist
Kid loves musicals, knows every word to Oliver Twist
And look at f**ing Marlo, my god is he trimmed
His body looks like he got f**ing locked in a gym
I mean your chemistry is like you're f**ing probably twins
So i just hope to compliment you as well as you compliment him
[Pat Stay]
Marlo is kind
Marlo is kind
He saw my Facebook post about my missing wallet
An hour later he returns it with an extra fifty dollars
Then later I found mine in a different pocket
Open the one he gave me and saw his ID with his picture on it
[Rone]
And a couple condoms, we thought those would come in handy
[Pat Stay]
Yeah right
We tried them on, way to f**ing baggy
[Rone]
Bro, your dick has a pulse
It grows like the Hulk
[Pat Stay]
Players
[Rone]
You buy plan B pills in bulk
You're so sarcastic and witty
I bet you f**ed half of the city
[Pat Stay]
Get off of the plane all the girls just started flashing their titties
[Rone]
They sensed your animal instincts and your pa**ion distinctly
f**ing you're so comfortable with yourself, the way you were dancing to Britney
They f**ing saw your manners, it's like you're f**ing back from the fifties
And how your dick will still get hard after a gallon of whiskey
[Pat Stay]
All jokes aside, real talk, soon as we landed we went to a bar for a couple drinks, that's it
You went to the bathroom and a stranger showed you his big fat dick
True story
So just when you think it's a joke and we just spit that sh**
Now you know motherf**er, we really lived that sh**
Gay Pride
[Round 1: Marlo]
You are a man
You will always be a man
Every woman on Earth will always look at you as a man
Humongous, godlike winner
I have so much respect for dudes your size
You know what rhymes with "dudes your size"?
"You have the cutest eyes"
[Shuffle-T]
You know what that means? You are mine
[Marlo]
Aye what's up Halifax?
We're Shuffle-T and Marlo and we're about to bless this stage again
[Shuffle-T]
Cause we repeatedly travel back in time to this exact moment to try and get as great as them
[Marlo]
We know everything they are about to say
Every step they take and when
[Marlo]
So you'd think by now we'd found a way
[Shuffle-T]
This is the 28:th attempt
[Marlo]
Now I'm scrawny, balding
Ears damaged due to the tinnitus
But these two magical dudes got me feeling happy with who I am, they are truly my stimulus
With Pats lyrical ability, it's like the man's a student of litteratures
And if I had just half the confidence Rone has
I'd be Bradley Cooper in Limitless
From your perfect oval face to your shoulder blades a whole display is disarming
Rone Bay the prince? More like Rone Bay the prince Charming!
[Shuffle-T]
This guy gets confused for being a poser
Not his fault he gives every human being a bo*er
He's got those Orlando Bloom attributes, I can't keep my composure
You got those looks of beauty sleep, you must have been in a coma
[Marlo]
You're the most attractive man in the universe, it's literally true
[Shuffle-T]
Camping test, men picture tent when he walks into the room
[Marlo & Shuffle-T]
Ray Charles said you're beautiful, Hellen Keller thinks that you're cute and Stevie Wonders wants to f** the living sh** out of you
[Marlo]
Pat, Pat is so unbelievably strong it's obscene
Back home my washing machine got a problem, it leaks
They deliver me a new one but I'm obviously shockingly weak
Plus they dropped it off at my three story appartement in the bottom for me
So I need a big, strong man built like an oxe or a Greek
God on the scene to carry up three flights of stairs on the top of my street
And I think you're the f**ing man for the job if you're free so holler at me
[Shuffle-T]
You f**ing smooth talker, moon walker
Your comedy timing's the best
That's why I wasn't perturbed when my girl had gone for the night in your bed
I was happy as f** that you f**ed her
Soon as you got inside of her legs
And I won't ever, ever, ever let her wash her vagina again
Pat sees a damaged orphanage, he has to make a new one
He masturbates and you cum
[Marlo]
And Rone's been self confident
Smooth talking slick little sailor from the jump
He could sell water to a whale just for fun
Making broker calls with Jordan Bellford nailing every one
I convinced Eminem that Hailie was his son
High payed seven figures in your funds
Well I got four words for that you little hunk
"Salesman of the month"
[Shuffle-T]
Pat, what I'm about to say is overdue
You're physically amazing even your toes are huge, are those your shoes?
God only grants that height to a chosen few
You're the size of a house, maybe that;s why I feel so at home with you
Not done
And Rone is cute, especially when he's hugging his daugther
Thats right, he's a decent guy not just a performer
He's got that dad swag, well not that bad
I'm up in his corner because he carries it off well, like a bucket of water
[Marlo]
And last year, yeah, last year, your compliments battle destroyed ours
[Shuffle-T]
We we're gone in a second
[Marlo]
We're not even in the same bracket
[Shuffle-T]
Don't belong in the sentence
[Marlo]
It's like finding a horror or western in the comedy section
But when you said that our battle inspired yours...
[Shuffle-T]
Got an erection
[Marlo]
We're so honored that you went and put us on in the session
Just to show our f**ing gratitude
We got you a present
Last year, did you guys even realize what they'd achieved together
Man,what is it? 800k
[Shuffle-T]
Surely 900k
[Marlo]
Isn't it a million views given to our favorite people ever?
[Shuffle-T]
When they stepped on stage and swept away and gave to sweet surrender
[Marlo]
Pat with the backwards cap with the zany green propeller
[Shuffle-T]
Rone handing over to Pat one of Macy's knitted sweater in a shade of deep magenta
[Marlo]
These are the greatest people EVER
[Shuffle-T]
Get in a fight with Pat, he'll box heads like that famous scene in Seven
[Marlo]
Rone, your opponents always get pissed on like they were made to sleep with Bender
[Shuffle-T]
And Pat f**ing invented swag, there ain't no predecessor
[Marlo]
They got a strange love for roles they play in this game like Peter Sellers
[Shuffle-T]
No Pat, I will not have s** with you
[Marlo]
Said no lady breathing ever!
[Shuffle-T]
Guys, the compliments game has not been the same since you scraped the green together
And payed to fly out one of your neighbouring nations secret treasures
[Marlo]
Make noise for Pat Stay and his major streams of cheddar
Dark (k)night press tour, if only they could see the Ledger
[Shuffle-T]
Your compliments battle was
Amazing, Genius, Clever
Crazy, Decent, Pleasant
They were sweet as splendor
Now that day will be remembered
[Shuffle-T]
They looked at how our clash with Left and Jay could be developed
[Marlo]
Clay to be molded like Swayze in Ghost it was made to be embeddered
[Shuffle-T]
These beautiful humans saw room for improvement like when Drake released the record
[Marlo]
And turned up the f**ing s**y in a way that we could never
[Shuffle-T]
It's Lethal Weapon, Evil Dead
There's no debating the sequel's better
In that battle there were no losers
So now we're getting out a pen
[Marlo]
Visual bad bar
You both won/one so that;s why you score
Eleven out of ten
Time
[Round 2: Pat Stay]
Hi, how are you?
Fine afternoon
I bet you taste great, you drink pineapple juice?
[Rone]
Flirtatious
Every time we bat an eyelash at you
You smell like lilacs, you look like the Highlander too
[Pat Stay]
Handsome, cute, pretty yet somehow manly too
Channing who?
You give my grandmother panties soup
[Rone]
My grandma too!
My dead grandma used to masturbate to you
I know I said a lot of sh** in the past
But my grandma's favorite is you!
[Pat Stay]
And his aunt and his uncle
And his daughter just loves you
Went to his father's for supper and he's like, "How's Marlo & Shuffle?"
[Rone]
The way my mom talks about him you thought they were a couple
My little cousin kicked f**ing in the door and said how bad she wanted to f** you
[Pat Stay]
I mean God, you're such a humble guy
You can f** any girl here country wide 100 times