So you don't know when you think what's next
And you look at your f**ing closet
And you say "Ok, closet
f**ing closet, why the f** not?"
So, closet
(f**ing closet, motherf**ing closet)
So, closets are better when they're not so f**ing full
I mean, it's nice to have clothes
But it s**s to have so much f**ing sh** in a closet
sh** that you're never gonna wear again
So much of that sh** that you can't find
A f**ing thing you would actually want to f**ing wear
Am I right?
Of course I'm f**ing right
(f**ing closet, motherf**ing closet)
(f**ing closet, motherf**ing closet)
So last week, I packed up a f**load of sh**
I mean two f**ing big f**ing bags of sh**
Suits, ties, blazers
(f**ing closet, motherf**ing closet)
A f**load of f**ing shirts
A f**ing Homefull's bag and a f**ing Ikea bag
One of those f**ing big blue Ikea bags, both bags
(f**ing closet, motherf**ing closet)
Stuff full, stuff full
Stuff full of old clothes
And I brought all that sh**
Down to f**ing Housing Works on f**ing Crosby Street
(Housing Works, motherf**ing Crosby Street)
And now, look at this f**ing closet
(f**ing closet, motherf**ing closet)
Look at this f**ing closet
(f**ing closet, motherf**ing closet)
Look at this motherf**ing closet
(Motherf**ing, motherf**ing closet)
(f**ing closet, motherf**ing closet)
(f**ing closet, motherf**ing closet)
So I bought a pair of pants that I'm wearing right now
And one f**ing shirt that I wore yesterday
And there's plenty of room for everything in this motherf**ing closet now
This f**ing closet can f**ing breathe now
f** yes
f** yes
(Motherf**ing closet)
An empty closet is a joy forever
Until it gets f**ing full again
f**ing full again